Horoscope for 1/30/2008
You aren't totally comfortable with the way things are going right now, thanks in large part to the weird emotional energy that is suffusing your surroundings. The good news is it won't last very long.
WTF?! Did you and Tarot have a meeting or is it just that obvious?
"Weird emotional energy"? I suppose that is one way to put it.
Hmm, is that last line hopeful or ominous?
Delicious, just delicious. You divination tools are just an effing bowl of cherries, you know that?
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Daily Tarot
Temperance
Like the Justice card, Temperance represents balance and harmony in your life. It signifies the need to find common ground in current situations and to bring opposing sides together. It is time to find a happy median between what you want in life and what you really need. By avoiding confrontation, you can give yourself the opportunity to thrive in a healthy environment free of negative influences.Oh, don't tell me, sweetheart. I'll fucking tell you.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
...for me to take your word, I had to steal it
"
and i was talking to you
and i knew then it would be a life long thing
but i didn't know that we
we could break a silver lining
and I'm so sad
like a good book
I can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale with you
i don't know what takes hold
out there in the desert cold
these guys think they must
try and just get over on us
"
and i was talking to you
and i knew then it would be a life long thing
but i didn't know that we
we could break a silver lining
and I'm so sad
like a good book
I can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale with you
i don't know what takes hold
out there in the desert cold
these guys think they must
try and just get over on us
"
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Dewey
Um, how long do you suppose it would take to assign Dewey decimal numbers to all my nonfiction books, make stickers for the spines, then arrange the books accordingly?
I have 164, last count. I worry the fictions will feel left out, but they can just go alphabetical by author.
I feel that in the short term this might be (dare i say it?!?!) a waste of time, but I feel that ultimately it will be character building and gloriously efficient later.
related conversation:
Mom: "Oh no, I can't believe you're remodelling the library! My daughter will feel like a part of her childhood has been destroyed!"
Circulation Desk Lady: "Uh, ma'am, not many people spend quite as much at the library as your daughter."
I have 164, last count. I worry the fictions will feel left out, but they can just go alphabetical by author.
I feel that in the short term this might be (dare i say it?!?!) a waste of time, but I feel that ultimately it will be character building and gloriously efficient later.
related conversation:
Mom: "Oh no, I can't believe you're remodelling the library! My daughter will feel like a part of her childhood has been destroyed!"
Circulation Desk Lady: "Uh, ma'am, not many people spend quite as much at the library as your daughter."
More Ink
Fake Frank Miller hotties.
(Post Dark Knight, more Sin City, obvi. Although less boobages.)
Turns out upping the threashold and inverting the color makes anything look cool.
(Post Dark Knight, more Sin City, obvi. Although less boobages.)
Turns out upping the threashold and inverting the color makes anything look cool.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Convos of the Week
This week, memorable things said to me just need a little bit more context, so I present conversations of the week:
Me (via text): flutter flutter flying foxy
Eric:(via text): ??huh?
Me(via text): haha. experiment failed. :-P
Eric:(via text): what?
Me(via text): I literally just said, "I'm going to send Eric a nonsensical txt and see what he does."
Eric(via text): Are you drunk?
Me(via text): No, I'm not drunk.
Eric(via text): Wanna call my house? I'll have phone sex with you.
Obviously, the funniest thing about this is the last line. I'm not sure he is kidding.
wrong number (via text): I heard u got robbed last night and the robber gave u 2 choices, give him ur cell fone r suck his dick well i c u still got ur phone! lol
Me(via text): Hey, retard, stop texting me.
wrong number (via text): Dang thats wuz up
Me(via text): No, seriously. Shut the fuck up. Wrong number.
wrong number (via text):Ok u better chill real talk
wrong number (via text):Who is this?
Me(via text): Not anyone you know. All my friends know how to spell.
wrong number (via text):Bye
Wow, I don't even know where to begin. Let's just agree to leave the spelling alone, but jesus fuck, what the hell does "dang thats wuz up" or "chill real talk" MEAN?? Perhaps there is an exceedingly dexterous simian on the loose that has purloined someones cell phone. And is only semi-fluent in American vernacular. Oh, and who also has "i lUv LKe HoNeY" as its automatic signature. Le sigh. I especially love the "bye" despite embarrassingly mistaken identity, cussing, and our respective irritation and humiliation.
Eric's Mom, upon seeing the Dresden Doll picture below: That is NOT the girl for you.
Great. Just great. Eric's mom thinks I am an internet skank. And my boyfriend apparently has no "appropriate for parents" filter in his brain.
Oh, Y chromosome, You fail us all once again.
Me (via text): flutter flutter flying foxy
Eric:(via text): ??huh?
Me(via text): haha. experiment failed. :-P
Eric:(via text): what?
Me(via text): I literally just said, "I'm going to send Eric a nonsensical txt and see what he does."
Eric(via text): Are you drunk?
Me(via text): No, I'm not drunk.
Eric(via text): Wanna call my house? I'll have phone sex with you.
Obviously, the funniest thing about this is the last line. I'm not sure he is kidding.
wrong number (via text): I heard u got robbed last night and the robber gave u 2 choices, give him ur cell fone r suck his dick well i c u still got ur phone! lol
Me(via text): Hey, retard, stop texting me.
wrong number (via text): Dang thats wuz up
Me(via text): No, seriously. Shut the fuck up. Wrong number.
wrong number (via text):Ok u better chill real talk
wrong number (via text):Who is this?
Me(via text): Not anyone you know. All my friends know how to spell.
wrong number (via text):Bye
Wow, I don't even know where to begin. Let's just agree to leave the spelling alone, but jesus fuck, what the hell does "dang thats wuz up" or "chill real talk" MEAN?? Perhaps there is an exceedingly dexterous simian on the loose that has purloined someones cell phone. And is only semi-fluent in American vernacular. Oh, and who also has "i lUv LKe HoNeY" as its automatic signature. Le sigh. I especially love the "bye" despite embarrassingly mistaken identity, cussing, and our respective irritation and humiliation.
Eric's Mom, upon seeing the Dresden Doll picture below: That is NOT the girl for you.
Great. Just great. Eric's mom thinks I am an internet skank. And my boyfriend apparently has no "appropriate for parents" filter in his brain.
Oh, Y chromosome, You fail us all once again.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Tormenting Walt
From: leesie
To: walt
Subject: AHAHAHHAHA
Date: Sat, 5 Jan 2008 00:23:00 -0500
for you.
as you are the only pug person i know.
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/inotzmakefe128407488299346250.jpg
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From: walt
To: leesie
Subject:RE: AHAHAHHAHA
Sat 5 Jan 2008 1:13 AM
Damn you, woman for making go "ahhhhhhhhh" in front of my roommate. Completely killed that whole moody bastard illusion I work so hard to maintain.
To: walt
Subject: AHAHAHHAHA
Date: Sat, 5 Jan 2008 00:23:00 -0500
for you.
as you are the only pug person i know.
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/inotzmakefe128407488299346250.jpg
_________________________________________
From: walt
To: leesie
Subject:RE: AHAHAHHAHA
Sat 5 Jan 2008 1:13 AM
Damn you, woman for making go "ahhhhhhhhh" in front of my roommate. Completely killed that whole moody bastard illusion I work so hard to maintain.
Friday, January 4, 2008
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