Just Saying...

Here's a brief respite from the hissy fit over Sarah Palin. Let's talk about democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden.

In his interview with Katie Couric this week Biden announced, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

Um... what? No, really, WHAT?

A) Roosevelt was not the President in 1929 (it was Hoover).
B) There were no.. how you say...magic talking boxes with the pictures in 1929.

Where are the viral videos spoofing this? This is actually hilarious. I could write about 10 different sketches right now with Biden making all kind of anachronistic gaffs. Lincoln announcing we will send a man to the moon. Washington crossing the Delaware in a submarine...

Derby

So, I'm still waiting for my final assesment and team placement before I get to declare my name, but in the meantime here are some ideas. Help, y'all?


Harlot Bronte
Molester Prynne
Iris Car Bomb
Scarlet Reaver
Red Velvet Ache
Dixie Witch

ZOMG!!!!!!111

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Old.

Me: Daddy, have you ever been to St. Louis?
Dad: Yeah, one time. We just drove through, though.
Me. Oh. Well, did you see the arch?
Dad: It wasn't around yet.
Me: What! Who were you there with? Lewis and Clark?!?
Mom: And that Indian girl. Sacajawhatshername.