Feeling a bit better

Apparently one or all of these things contributed to my relative improvement:

• Having my ex-boyfriend hold my nose and pour twice the recommended dose of Robitussin (from a shot glass) down my throat followed by two Alleve.
  
• Spending the following day fucked the fuck up off of Robitussin raspily berating anyone who would engage me in conversation.
  
• Coming home that afternoon and sleeping for an almost uninterrupted 12 hours.