Ten Things NOT to Tell Someone You Just Met

But sometimes manage to come up anyway. Which is probably more reason for concern than the topics themselves

1. Anything involving Old English, Middle English or the recitation of texts in either language.

2. The sentence "I am in a circus."

3. The word "exsanguinate."

4. My first high school "boyfriend" impregnated a midget.

5. I have an oral fixation.

6. And no gag reflex.

7. I received a Colt semi automatic for my 18th birthday.

8. I worked at Rick's Cabaret for three months.

9. My rock show go-go dancing debut was at a Lords of Acid show at a slightly underage 17 years old. The encore was "Spank My Booty." Guess what happened.

10. I participated in the barrel racing event at the rodeo.